Posts Tagged ‘looters’

Who Am I-The Looters

“I am above the law. I can lie, cheat, steal and kill and still be tried by a jury of favorable peers… Don’t worry about me, I’ll be alright!”

Shouts Out to John Boehner…

For the Best-Dressed looter in Congress! This Muthafucka is flyer than “Maserati” John Gotti!!! I would talk about how he backed out of talks to raise the debt ceiling but who gives a fuck? The right and the left are on the same body and we are the loot from which both hands steal…@$%# Say [...]

Let Inflation Begin

How about I’ve been paying for Netflix for over a year now and I received a message stating that my “Unlimited Dvd” and “Instant Streaming” package totaling 9.99 would be split up into two separate plans of 7.99 each. If my math serves me correctly, that’s a sixty percent mark-up in which there were no [...]

“Do You Think Gold Is Money….. No”

Federal Reserve Chairman World Class Pirate and Looter Ben Bernanke slithered his way through tough questions with a dumb face and a sharp beard… Chopper offered me a gut-busting laugh at the end when asked about the storage of Gold by the federal reserve in which he replies “It’s tradition”. This is what we should [...]

What about the Private Contractors?

A friend of mine asked me what did I think about the troops coming out of Iraq in which I replied “What about the Contractors”? Everyone knows(I hope) that there has been cowboys Mercenaries in the middle-east fighting alongside the troops since day one. These guys have very few people to answer to(if anyone) and [...]

Who Am I?- The Looters

Why is he on the wall of looters you ask? Well I’ll tell you… This man is widely loved for his physical abilities and achievements on the basketball court but what about his business practices off the court? Millions of children grew up watching buddy slash to the hole, pull up for a jumper and [...]

What is a Quant?

I hate to think these were the guys we picked on in High School… This crisis is ongoing and it will only let up when our money has a new name and face.

Not so Fast!

This is what the new 100 Dollar Bill will look like but the question is: How long before the US Dollar crashes making this currency worth less than it is now? There have been talks about a new “Global Currency” on the horizon. Any takers??? @$%#

Responsible Solutions?

The Federal Looter Drug Administration approves a new pill for “Responsible Women” who fear pregnancy. “Ella” is designed to be used within five days of  unprotected sexual intercourse or a contraceptive failure that could result in a unwanted young one. This alternative to abortion will require a prescription however you better act fast because you [...]

Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money

Remember looter Lloyd Blankfein? Of course you don’t… anyway he and other Goldman Sachs (<–link) execs chopped up millions in a recent sale of stocks. Blankfein exercised 90,681 stock options at a strike price of $82.875, and obtained a $6.09 million gross profit by selling the resulting shares on Wednesday at prices between $148.97 to [...]